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College Kid Carjacks an Ambulance, Masturbates at Police Station

Stefan Sortland Mug Shot

Stefan Sortland Mug Shot

Drugs are bad, mmmm-kay. Colorado State student Stefan Sortland got a little out of control at a Halloween party: well, a lot out of control. He reportedly took some Molly and come cocaine, which caused a seizure. Paramedics were called, and Sortland came to after they arrived. He saw the empty ambulance, and jumped in to take it for a joyride. He jumped the median and back again, where cops found the vehicle with extensive damage. He was standing thirty feet away, wearing an EMT vest and carrying a box of wheat thins. He was unresponsive and officers tazed him.

He probably didn’t feel the tazer.  When they got him back to the station, he stood on a bench, kicked a wall, and masturbated. This case is the poster situation for why you shouldn’t do drugs. I hope this kid can get in a drug court-type program, so his life isn’t ruined from this escapade. he needs help. And I’ll take this opportunity to give a special caution about the drug known as ‘Molly’. While it was originally another name for MDMA (ecstasy, which is bad enough), it usually contains a dangerous cocktail of drugs: a user never knows what they are getting or how their body will react. Or if they will end up dead.

via: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bad-molly-takes-colorado-state-student-on-insane-mastu-1655993298

Don’t Smuggle Drugs – Especially in an Illegal Vehicle

R. Lecorps Mug

R. Lecorps Mug

According to WINK news, Raymond Lecorps was pulled over for illegally tinted windows. Deputies say they immediately detected an odor of marijuana and noticed a tampered door panel with several ounces of MDMA stashed inside. The WINK article incorrectly identifies this as Meth, but MDMA is ecstasy, not crystal meth. Mr. Lecorps is innocent until proven guilty, but serves as a reminder, crime doesn’t pay! This reminds me of the scene in Pulp Fiction where the Wolf is going to take Vincent’s car, but before he takes it out, he has to be assured the car is cool. Dark Tints are not cool, especially heading north from Miami.

UPDATE: NBC-2 has a pic of the vehicle. Those windows are dark.