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Man Arrested for DUI Wearing ‘Hold My Beer’ Shirt

 

harrison wootton

Harrison Wootton

We can add another ridiculous shirt to the ones people have been wearing when they got arrested. Harrison Wootton, a 25-year old from Connecticut, was arrested for a DUI while wearing a shirt that reads “Hold My Beer and Watch This”. “This” apparently entailed getting behind the wheel of an unregistered motor vehicle, losing control and crashing into the stone wall surrounding a cemetery. He then proceeded to try to flee the scene as officers arrived, but was apprehended and charged.

Geez, man, how do you hit a cemetery?

drunk lives matterThat’s the second incriminating DUI shirt mug shot in just a few weeks, after our friend from St. Patrick’s Day.

Or this guy…

Man Arrested for Drunk Driving in “Drunk Lives Matter” T-Shirt

Ooops.

drunk lives matter

Elwood “Drunk Lives Matter” Gutshall

Elwood Gutshall III was pulled over and arrested for drunk driving, wearing a St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt, even though it was a couples days past the holiday. His oh-so-clever shirt read “Drunk Lives Matter”. He blew .217, more than two and a half times the limit in Pennsylvania, and will go to court next month to answer his charge.

Ironically, it’s the three-year anniversary of a similar story we ran, where an alleged drunk driver was busted while wearing a shirt that says, “Drunk as Sh**”.

Believe it or not, neither of these busts occurred in Florida!

Drunk Driver Wears Shirt that Proclaims “Drunk As $#!+”

Ross McMakin Mugshot

Ross McMakin Mugshot

Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old from Oregon, was wearing the shirt you can see in his mugshot.┬áNot only is he achrged with driving under the influence, he also has charges for reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulatin for attacking his girlfriend during the incident. Apparently he drove off the road, on the sidewalk, and struck a parked car. The “DRUNK AS SHIT” shirt says it all!

via TMZ

#drunkasshit