OK- go ahead and start the lawyer jokes now…
A live, five-foot snake was found hanging out in a Texas courtroom this week. One of the deputies was tidying up at the end of the when he ran across this pretty sizable serpent. He called in a fellow deputy to corral the snake, described as a non-venomous chicken snake, and possibly extending more than 5 feet in length. He was sitting behind the bench where the judge had been sitting.
Why didn’t it bite the lawyers? Professional courtesy.
What do you call a snake in the courtroom? A member of the bar.
Why did it take them so long to spot the snake? They couldn’t distinguish him from all the lawyers!
Har har- have your laughs!