32-year-old James Watson woke up with a tingling feeling on his face. When he checked himself, he saw that his roommate had drawn a penis on his face while he was sleeping. He then went to the roommate’s room, and kicked his butt. He fought the case at trial and lost, no word on what his defense was. Chill out, dude… it was just a dry erase marker, anyway! Now, if it had been a Sharpie…
http://www.1055thebeat.com/onair/the-freakshow-4695/man-convicted-of-assault-on-roommate-12316877/
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