An elderly local man was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a Bonita Springs McDonald’s parking lot. To add to the weirdness, he claims he was homeless, but was sitting in a Mercedes, looking at porn on a small laptop. He told the cops they were invading his privacy. Mr. Toner, you do not have an expectation of privacy sitting in a car in a public parking lot waving your willie for anyone to see.
High season continues the elderly menace in Southwest Florida #swfl