Don’t Play with your Winkie at McDonald’s

Mr. Burns, he is not

Mr. Burns, he is not

An elderly local man was arrested for allegedly masturbating in a Bonita Springs McDonald’s parking lot. To add to the weirdness, he claims he was homeless, but was sitting in a Mercedes, looking at porn on a small laptop. He told the cops they were invading his privacy. Mr. Toner, you do not have an expectation of privacy sitting in a car in a public parking lot waving your willie for anyone to see.

High season continues the elderly menace in Southwest Florida #swfl

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