Santa and one of his elves were driving a horse-drawn sleigh through a town in Poland, when a car horn spooked their horse and they were thrown from the sleigh. Observers claim claim Santa and the helper were visibly drunk as they rode the sleigh, and authorities are considering charges against Santa for DUI. He was in control of a vehicle while impaired: which could support charges.
Yes, you can be charged in Florida, and probably most US states, for drunk driving a horse-drawn sleigh. Unlike riding a horse, which would not qualify as a vehicle, a sleigh or cart being pulled behind almost certainly would. Everyone be safe out there, the holiday streets haven’t been safe since that reindeer ran over grandma! Merry Christmas!