Monthly Archives: May 2013

Fort Myers Police Have a New Undercover SUV : UPDATE

It looks like a civilian SUV, albeit with a large push bumper attached in front. The new undercover vehicle appears to be a Chevy Blazer, you can see the pic on  It was purchased with $150,000 grant money, and not only has full police vehicle capabilities,it also has a mobile breathalyzer inside. The grant has also provided additional money for the Department to step up DUI enforcement, including DUI Checkpoints, so be prepared. The government is spending money to be more in your business this coming year.

UPDATE: Photo Released. The SUV is in the background…

The FMPD Undercover SUV unveiling. Not so secret...

The FMPD Undercover SUV unveiling. Not so secret…

Collier Convict, Accidentally Released Early, Seeks to be Let Out of Prison Sentence

Marcelino Gonzalez DOC photo

Marcelino Gonzalez DOC photo

Marcelino Gonzalez was convicted in Collier County of Cocaine Trafficking. But instead of serving a 15 year sentence, he was accidentally released from the Hillsborough County Jail. He moved up north, and resumed living and working as a free man. Florida officials realized their error and caught up to him a few years ago, and proceeded to put him back in prison. He has now filed a motion to be released, as his sentence should have been up years ago.

The general rule in Florida is that if a convict is released early, through no fault of their own, they should be entitled to the time they would have been serving. Basically, for such a ‘Bank Error in Your Favor’, the sentence clock is still running, and you benefit from their error. He was sentenced to 15 years, starting in 1996… not 2009. It’s too bad he doesn’t have a lawyer to file the correct motion for him. He missed the sentence he should have served, and now he’s serving time he should not. Two wrongs do not make a right, and the letter of the law is that he should be given credit, and released.

See State v. Mendiola, 919 So.2d 471 (Fla. 3d DCA 2005).

via Marissa Kendall at

O.J. Update, Hearing Continues

O.J. Simpson Prison Photo

O.J. Simpson Prison Photo

OJ Simpson’s former attorney, Yale Galanter, was called  to the stand today. He has contradicted OJ’s testimony that he had ok’d the hotel room plan to recover the property. That means much of the motion will be a battle of credibility between OJ, the convicted felon, and his experienced and respected attorney. I would not be surprised if the judge does not rule immediately at the close of the hearing, but OJ’s chances at getting a new trial remain a long shot.

Lee County Deputy Arrested for Growing Marijuana

Piotr (Peter) Urbanski was arrested last night for growing about 30 marijuana plants in his home. His girlfriend has been arrested as well. NBC-2 got a statement from Sheriff Mike Scott, who indicates that the defendants claim the marijuana was for medical purposes, which is not legal justification in Florida. Also, that’s a lot of weed for a couple of people’s medical needs. He has been charged with felony possession, felony production and misdemeanor paraphernalia.

No booking photo is available, as he is law enforcement…

Florida Man Arrested after allegedly Drunk Driving a Walmart Shopping Cart

Brooksville resident Timothy Carr was arrested a few weeks ago after complainants indicated he was recklessly operating a motorized shopping cart in his local Wal-Mart. If you’re gonna go for it, go all out… and Carr went for it. He grabbed an alcoholic beverage off the shelf, popped it open, and proceeded to careen around the store, knocking items off of shelves. When he was confronted, he admitted that he didn’t have money to pay for the beer, and was additionally charged with petit theft, in addition to disorderly intoxication.

Timothy Carr

Timothy Carr

I was wondering if the State would try to charge him with a DUI, but it would be a stretch to do so. First of all, the halls of Wal-Mart are not generally open to vehicular traffic, though they could conceivably try the case on an actual physical control theory. Also, a vehicle includes any device a person could be transported along a highway, so the personal assistance device exception to motor vehicles would not apply. Somebody could definitely be charged with DUI for a motorized cart (or wheelchair), but the state recognized the difficulty of proving that in the aisles of Wal-Mart.

Mr. Carr’s theft charge is more serious. Due to his prior theft convictions, the state has enhanced the charge to a Felony. He could potentially go to prison for opening a beer in Wal-Mart. He has several recent disorderly intoxication charges, so there certainly appears to be a substance abuse issue at the root of his issues. Let’s hope Mr. Carr is able to get help and move his life in a new direction. He could go to trial as soon as a few weeks from now.

Arrest Warrant Out for Chad Johnson (Ochocinco)

Chad Johnson, on probation for a domestic incident last year, has a warrant out

Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson

for allegedly failing to contact his probation officer. He will need to turn himself in to jail, but could get out of jail pretty quickly with some decent legal representation. That’s not going to be helpful for his Memorial Day weekend plans…

Another LCSO Deputy Fired, for Lying

Former Lee County Sheriff’s Deputy, Sgt. James Magas, was fired last week for insubordination, essentially lying. He left his assigned duty area, and then lied when he was questioned about his location. The good news is that Sheriff Mike Scott continues to hold his employees accountable if they are derelict in their duties. He has consistently punished untruthfulness at LCSO. The sad thing is, that it is another example of how some cops will lie, even over rather silly little things.