Darth Vader Arrested (Again)

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Surveillance of Darth Vader’s most recent robbery attempt

darth vader robbery2Darth Vader committed another robbery, this time in Jacksonville Beach, Florida. Vader can be seen on surveillance videos at an 8 ’til Late convenience store, where he walked in, pulled out a gun, and demanded money.

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Jacob Mercer mug shot

This is where it gets amazing: apparently the force was not strong with this Vader. One of the clerks in the store threw a wine glass at him, striking him in the face. Vader ran out, only to be captured a short time later. Judging by the suspect’s mug shot, the clerk seems to have struck him square in the face. Why didn’t he use the force?

This is the second time Vader has struck this year, that I’m aware of. As I pointed out last time, still not as classy as the Point Break guys. But, programming note… they are releasing a new Point Break remake next month, a week after Star Wars – The Force is Highly Anticipated. Doesn’t look as classy as the first one, though…

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Point Break (2015)

Alleged Prostitute Claims the Sex Was Free

Happy Friday!

Crystal Sweigart, who has been charged with running a prostitution ring in Mount Joy, Pennsylvania, has a rather novel defense to the prostitution charges. She admits that she was giving unlicensed massages (which is a crime, itself), but says that the sexual contact that occurred afterward was merely fun between friends after work. She said, “Anything that happened when the massage stopped becomes two consenting adults having fun,” Sweigart said. “What I’m complaining about is (police) labeling it as [prostitution].”

Legally that would be a defense to the prostitution charge. However, the fact that the patrons gave her additional money when the sex acts occurred belies the fact that it was merely fun. It sounds like sexual contact in exchange for money. She admits that it’s incriminating: “Did I refuse the money? No,” Sweigart said. “Should I have or would it have looked better on me if I didn’t? Probably.” Two men have also been charged for patronizing prostitutes. Beware the happy ending…

Shocking: Florida has more than 11,000 Rape Kits Left Untested

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Gov. Rick Scott

Rick Scott has requested $8.5 million to increase the FDLE budget to try to address the backlog of untested DNA kits in Florida evidence lockers. And he’s not the first to bring this matter to attention, Attorney General Pam Bondi has also pushed to get the backlog of DNA kits tested. This has been front page-level news for weeks now, and it’s time to get something done to pursue our most violent offenders. I applaud Governor Scott for moving this funding request forward and urge anyone involved to get it done quickly.

The concern is real: I had a client that was recently the victim of an attempted murder. A violent criminal fired into his bedroom window, and his girlfriend was gravely injured. Fortunately she is recuperating, but only after multiple surgeries and weeks in a wheelchair. I spoke to the Detective handling the case, who has a good idea of who did it, and will have a strong case, once the DNA evidence is tested. It has been submitted, but it has now been sitting for months in the DNA backlog. That means a violent madman with a gun is still running around at large because the FDLE hasn’t gotten around to testing the DNA evidence that was collected. That’s unacceptable. Meanwhile, the jail is full of non-violent offenders who can’t afford to bond out. It’s time to get our priorities straight.

Kudos to Lee County Schools for Doing the Right Thing

Yesterday we reported on the Lee County Schools driver’s education instructor who was arrested for DUI after an accident. I declined to reprint his name or photograph, and expressed concern that he’d lose his job and livelihood over the incident. The News-Press did some follow up on the story, and reports today that while he will no longer be teaching driver’s ed, the teacher will not be fired for a first-offense DUI charge. Also, good job News-Press and reporter Melissa Montoya for getting the details!

Attorney Arrested for Arguing in Court

A California Deputy Attorney General was arrested a few weeks ago in a courtroom for carrying on an argument. Court was in recess, so it was not before the judge, but, um… how does this bailiff justify arresting the attorney? The attorney arrested, Jennie Kelly, has her own attorney now, who is alleging the Bailiff committed a battery. They may have a pretty good case.

The California Attorney General’s Office is a Law Enforcement agency- Ms. Kelly is a deputy of the chief law enforcement officer of the state, and she was acting in her official duty representing the state, though it was a civil matter. This may have been the worst attempt to pull rank in law enforcement history…

Driving Instructor Arrested for DUI

A Lee County man, who is a driving instructor at Riverdale High School, was arrested for DUI after driving his car into a ditch. Deputies indicate his alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit.

His picture’s online… but I’m not gonna post it. I started this article thinking ‘how funny’… but it’s really just sad. You can click through if you want the details. He’s probably going to lose his job over this, and his life will be basically over, which is a pretty harsh collateral consequence for a first-time misdemeanor.

Jersey and Kentucky come together for Public Sex Arrest in Florida

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Tammy Powers

Tammy Lynn Powers was arrested Saturday in Fort Myers, FL after allegedly having public sex in a residential neighborhood. Deputies responded to, and I’m not making this up, the intersection of Kentucky Road and New Jersey Boulevard regarding reports of a naked man walking around. When they arrived, they saw the man and Ms. Powers engaged in sex against the side of the man’s pickup truck… because there had to be a pickup truck involved in this story. And beer… they were visibly intoxicated.

The responding deputy questioned the man, who cooperated and was released. Powers, however, tried walking away, ignored the deputies orders, refused to provide her ID and cursed at the deputy. She was ultimately arrested for indecent exposure and resisting arrest.

Her reluctance to cooperate was due to an outstanding warrant for a violation of her Collier County probation.